kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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