Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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