We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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