what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
