I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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