Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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