I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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