Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
false alarm, still single
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