A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Oh Jesus.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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