How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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