Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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