but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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