we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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