u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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