My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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