If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Every concussion has its silver lining
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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