she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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