Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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