Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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