eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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