true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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