okay pat passed out under dana's car
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
