no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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