Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
