You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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