some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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