my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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