just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
one two three fourrrrnication!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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