also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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