clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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