I wannas sexs uuuuu
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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