I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Your tits are I can't wait for
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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