I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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