I want to make a zoo with you.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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