Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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