i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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