if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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