What should our trivia night team be named?
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Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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