Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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