Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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