I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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