In the future we'll all be gay
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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