He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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