What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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