just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You are a genius and a whore.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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