I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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