he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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