Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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