Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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