I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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