Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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