wakey wakey hands off snakey
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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