it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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