is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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