also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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