We're like a lot better than the average bears
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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