My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
