I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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