: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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