Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
